I Hate Symantec Backup Exec.

I do. I hate it. It is the last fucking backup software I would ever recommend these days, and it’s still the fucking industry standard. 

Backup exec has been a pain in the fucking ass for years and years and years. Thank whatever god you believe in that backup tapes are on their fucking way out. Magnetic media… impacted by magnets. The earth is a giant god damned magnet…. Ok, I’m not getting into how stupid that is, that’s a post for a different day. 

Every fucking time I touch backup exec to upgrade to the next version it fucking blows up in my face. 

I started the upgrade for a client of mine from 2010 to 2012. You would think that a multi-billion dollar company like symantec would understand the importance of making one revision of software easily upgraded to the next. Clearly they do not. 

Backup Exec 2010 had an addon option called “Desktop Laptop Option” hence forth called DLO. That no longer exists in 2012, cause it is it’s own product now. With that installed for 2010, you cannot upgrade to 2012 unless you remove it. Seems simple enough. Open Backup Exec, go to options or something like that and uncheck it. Then of course, it asks for the 2010 installation disk.

Apparently when 2010 was installed, it was installed with a download from their website. Not a problem, we do this all the time. Someone at the client however, deleted the installation files. Fuck. 

To Google I go. The internet is littered with people in the same predicament. The solution is to go to the Backupexec.com downloads area and download the trial version of DLO2012. So I did. It’s not there. You have to fill out a request form to have a sales person contact you regarding it. Two days later, they email you and ask if you’re certain you want this. You have to convince them that yes, you want it, and then they email you the download link. 

Downloaded this 400MB software, and installed it on the server… almost. It wants a serial number. To me, this doesn’t exactly scream “trail version”. 

Instead of waiting another two days to hear back from symantec, I decided that their current backup job isn’t all that complicated, and recreating it wouldn’t be a big deal. So I removed the 2010 software all together. Reboot. 

Installed 2012, the report said it went fine. Reboot. However, the serivces do not start. Did a repair install. Reboot. Still no good.

Scoured the internet, for the error message: The Backup Exec Server Service did not start. An internal error (-1) occurred in object 51. The “Solution” is to remove the software again, reboot, then manually hack out ALL references to Symantec and Backup Exec from the registry. reboot. Then install again. reboot, and everything should be peachy. 

Are you kidding? Who is writing this code that an uninstall can’t fucking uninstall correctly? For the amount of money my client is spending on me to do this upgrade, on an installation that was running find I might add, they could have bought a whole redundant NAS device and backed up across the network with Robocopy, for Christ’s sake. I have submitted a ticket to Symantec, I’m sure I’ll hear back at some point in the next three to twelve years. 

Why can’t you make a software that just fucking installs or upgrades? How is someone who runs a small business supposed to handle things like this, if everyone thinks you buy a disk, put it in, and hit go. 

This is the worst god damned software on earth, bar none. I swear, if the installation doesn’t like the color of the paint on the walls, it fucking throws a bitch fit. 

I need to go listen to some really loud Tool for a while. Fuckers. 

74 thoughts on “I Hate Symantec Backup Exec.

  1. I love that this thread started in 2012 and is still going. I had 11.5 for the longest time and it worked….good enough. I started upgrading our servers and ultimately installed BE 15….and it blows. It blows harder than a cheap Saturday night hooker. I can’t get a single job to finish, and I have what, 4 servers? The interface blows and I still can’t figure out why the jobs keep stalling. Time for Vipre or something.

  2. I share your pain. I just upgraded from BE2010 to BE15. I also use DLO. The entire process was about as difficult as pole-vaulting across the Grand Canyon.

  3. I can’t help but feel that pain is a little bit of an understatement. Upgrade from BE2010R3 to BE15, all the options I have exist in both versions, but…. and wait for it…. NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!

    The deduplication folders are missing, half the agents don’t communicate, the successfully tested credentials do not work when running an actual backup, and and and… Are you kidding me, WTF?!??!? So, as usual, uninstall and start again – and then… nearly 9 hours into a “10 minute” uninstall and the end is no-fucking-where in sight…

    I really and truly hate backup exec.

    p.s. – thanks for the epic post, made my day!

  4. Jesus H Christ! And I thought I was the only one who had trouble with this crap! Trying to go from 2014 to 2015 should be easy but no, Veritas had to continue Symantec’s crap coding. Where did they test this stuff – Afghanistan? Hey shit, someone’s shooting at us – we had better just shove it out the door and run🙂

    Good luck to all fellow sufferers! It even blows in Australia…

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